Merch, crafted.

Get your hallucinating parrots and revolutionary capybaras on DIN A2 posters or high quality vinyl stickers! Send us an email at [email protected] and subject to availability and shipping feasibility, we will send you a care package. Our posters look particularly pretty in hackerspaces, offices, conference rooms and server rooms.

We don't randomly send them out to anyone, so make sure we know you (or you know someone we know, you know) or you think your company could use our services at some point.

Posters

All posters are 170g matte prints on DIN A2 paper.

Two capybaras with flatcaps leaning cool against a wall. The title says Capybaras against enshittification

Capybaras against enshittification

Our statement against broken, crappy software and products that people neither enjoy building nor using.

An oversized parrot clearly tripping on acid, with the headline 'the parrot is hallucinating' slowly fading into the nexus.

The parrot is hallucinating

Don't make me tap the sign! A very useful poster for when overconfidence in stochastic parrots needs a slight reminder / correction.

A big ZERO with the words downtime, bugs, branches and reviews enumerated next to it like a list.

'Zero' Ambitions

Our call to showing up with ambitions, producing well working software in well working ways.

Stickers

The two capybaras

Capybaras

We're chill, but also we'd like everything to be better please. May contain revolutionary ideas. 5.5 x 5.9 cm

The hallucinating parrot

Parrot

Don't make me tap my laptop cover. Looks good on metal instead of Apples. 6 x 7.6 cm

The hallucinating parrot, but only the body as a transfer vinyl sticker

Parrot Contour

Our statement piece, a parrot transfer sticker that looks like it belongs on whatever surface you stick it on. 6 x 7.6 cm

A hexagonal stop sign with the T replaced by an L, reading SLOP.

STOP SLOP

Need I say more? 6 x 6 cm. Not vinyl, because we need so many of them. Human-cut to hexagons as we are cheap and it's a surprisingly tranquil pastime.

Signature Stickers

All stickers are 6 x 3 cm. New ideas are welcomed at [email protected]

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "Accidentally too complicated" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

Accidentally too complicated

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "Ausversehen zu umständlich" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

Ausversehen zu umständlich

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "Break tests, not production" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

Break tests, not production

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "Continuous Disintegration" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

Continuous Disintegration

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "Definition of Done Done Done" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

Definition of Done Done Done

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "It's an older code, but it checks out" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

It's an older code, but it checks out

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "Just stop branching" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

Just stop branching

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "Less, but better" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

Less, but better

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "Seize the means of pushing to production" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

Seize the means of pushing to production

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "SLOP" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

SLOP

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "Smash maintenance windows" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

Smash maintenance windows

A rectangular sticker with crftd.tech at the bottom and the top reads "The parrot is hallucinating" in bold pink letters on a light lilac background

The parrot is hallucinating

Bookmarks

The two capybaras on top of a bookmark with page markers

Capybaras Bookmark

Imagine reading physical media these days without capys and page markers to remember important parts.